The Twizzler Burrito?

There is a girl at work, her name is Rebecca, and she makes me laugh because she believes everything I tell her. I can make up a story off the top of my head and say it with a straight face and she believes me. At one point she believed I was a stripper with the stage name "The Ride 'Em Cowboy" and I dance at private parties.



The latest "story" was...I was talking to another co-worker and she was explaining a project her son was doing in school where you have to contruct a way to drop an egg off the roof of a building without it breaking. So Mary was explaining how she wanted to use twizzlers to protect the egg and from around the corner walks Rebecca and hears twizzlers and eggs. So she askes about it and with a straight face I say "didn't you hear that they are coming out with the new twizzler burrito?" And Mary joins in, and I'm so thankful she did to make the story more believable, and says "at McDonald's right?" so I said "yes, what they do is cut the twizzlers into tiny pieces and put it in with the egg and then wrap it in the burrito." Then I say to Rebecca "oh you haven't heard of it?" and of course she said "no". Totally believed the story too.



Oh it's fun having her around, the only bad thing now is she doesn't believe me when I do tell her something that's true, have I cried wolf too many times? Time will tell but I'll keep trying...

My Dreams...

I've been having really weird dreams lately and if you can interpret them please help me and let me know what they mean...

I apparently received a plastic vegetable bag but I knew what was inside and it wasn't vegetables but a real live miniature sized dolphin. Now, in order for me to open the bag, I needed to enter a password into the computer to release the dolphin from the bag. I knew what the password was but kept entering it wrong. The password I entered was wonder willy wonka. WRONG! so i tried wondering willy wonka. WRONG again. The dolphin needed to be released from the bag in a timely manner because it was getting too hot for him to be in there. So I kept re-entering the password and getting it wrong until I finally realized that there should be no spaces in between the words...wonderingwillywonka...finally the bag opened and the very weak dolphin (he was so cute) inched his way out to the edge of the table and I'm guessing that is where the water was but he didn't seem interested in me but rather disgusted that I took too long to let him out and then I woke up. strange huh?

My other dream (not the same night):

I was in ancient Rome, the clothes, the scenery were just like in the movies. i have no idea why i was there. For some reason i had to sneak to the second floor of the "castle" and the only way i could get up there is if the monkey hung out the window holding a big ring and i had to grab it and the monkey pulled me up. now i don't remember ever reaching that room but then all of sudden I'm in this outside open porch like area and someone, whom i can't remember nor can i remember the gender of said person, told me a secret that no one should know. then we heard a noise and looked behind the "wall" and there were three woman listening and hiding. The other part of the porch behind a door was a man. i could see all the women's faces but not the man's. and since they heard the secret, they had to die, so the person i was with stabbed all three woman but i woke up before he stabbed the man.

What do you think this all means? Please share your wisdom on dream interpretations.

My Friend Nicole

Here is a very short video my friend made me for my birthday.
I was hysterical for days. I LOVE IT!!! Thank you again Nicole,
I will watch it everytime I need a laugh...love you too

Watch me morph into Ethan Hawke

This is the coolest thing. My Heritage is a fun site that you can use to see what celebrities you look like. Just download a picture of yourself and this site does everything else for you. I chose to morph into one of my look-a-likes.

At the bottom of these posts you will see my creation. Please let me know what you think because I love to hear from everyone.

Spanish Customers

These two Spanish women came into my store today talking up a small storm. Now I have no idea what they are saying but they never stopped...until a great song came on and I look over and one of the women is dancing in the aisle next to the other woman. Then this same woman dances over to the mirror and starts dancing in front of it. You could tell they would be a lot of fun.

Only one was trying on shoes - the non dancer - who calls the dancer over to approve of the shoes she has chosen and dances some more. At least the experience was fun for them. The non-dancer buys two pairs of shoes so I offer her the "free" watch and the dancer says "can I have one too, it's my birthday?" "Sure you can" and I gave it to her. She asked for a kiss on the cheek so I gave that to her too. Her friend says my birthday was on the 3rd. Maybe she thought I would kiss her too, but she didn't ask. I told them my birthday is in two weeks, we are all Pisces. I asked them to guess my age, but with the communication barrier they thought I asked them for their ages. The non-dancer just turned 48 and the dancer just turned 42. I asked them to guess my age (about 4 times) before they understood what I was asking them, so the dancer came around to my side of the register, told me to turn around, so I did (I think she wanted to check out my ass) and guessed 26. Okay, now I love her because I am going to be 38. When I told her, she was like, NO WAY!!! I asked them to say "38" in Spanish and then I said "have a nice day" in Spanish to them. They smiled.

Anyway, it made me feel really good, they were a lot of fun and she asked me to kiss her.
It was a good day.

So today I was helping this older couple from upstate New York and they were like every other couple...normal - or so I thought.

After shopping the store, they come up to the register so I can ring them up. I asked them their information to put into the system, ring up their purchase and asked to see their credit card so I can check the signature. The woman hands me her husbands credit card, I check the signature and I ask here to slide the card through the machine.

I then stated to "please answer the two questions when they come up". The wife is doing this because the husband wasn't really paying attention because he was looking around the store. So the wife then says to the husband that he has to sign the credit card machine but as he is doing this, he asked his wife "What kind of questions did it ask you?"
The wife stated very calmly "the first question asked if I was available tonight and the second question asked what my favorite position is and the third question asked if I wear rubber panties."

So now I'm hysterical laughing not expecting that to come from this older gray-haired woman from upstate New York. So as they leave I told them they have been my favorite customers in the past three months. I have no idea where I got three from but they were definitely up there as my favorite customers and it sure made the rest of my day bearable.

This is a true story!