Gumballs

So we get it all the time...Adults and kids come into the store just for the FREE gumballs.
First a bunch of Jewish kids came in and got some gumballs and started chewing them. One boy asked: "Are these Kosher?" "I'm sorry, they are not". With his hand opened at his waist in front of his belly, he opened his mouth and pushed the gum out while telling the other kids not to eat it. Well as they were leaving I found a piece of gum on the floor. I announced out loud in a stern voice "Is that a piece of gum on the floor?" I said it loud enough for the MOM to hear and she picked it up.

Then, a little fat boy came in and asked for a gumball...nothing odd until I went to visit a friend down the hall. Afterwards, I wanted to go get a Starbucks coffee. They know me so well in there and all I have to ask for is "The Usual" (a toffee nut frappicino with whipped cream). Anyway, I always take the stairs to the second level (better for the legs) and as I was going up, the little fat boy was going down the stairs. With a mouth full of gum he said to me "you look dumb"...WHAT?! I thought maybe he didn't like the scarf I was wearing. I then meanly said..."WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Trying to blow a bubble and talk at the same time he said it again "I like your gum". Now I felt bad so I was like..."okay...good" smiled and kept walking. I laughed about it...Good Times